I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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