She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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