Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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