Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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