Just mADE A PArabola og urine
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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