MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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