My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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