dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
And then my night got REAL pukey
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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