so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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