I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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