How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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