I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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