Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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