Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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