So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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