listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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