I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
we're making bets on your personal life
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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