He is an equal opportunity slut.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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