my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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