Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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