So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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