he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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