Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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