Your tits are I can't wait for
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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