I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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