I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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