i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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