Can i not drive my cunt home
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
