That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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