you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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