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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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