Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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