You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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