it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I'm really busy with my period
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