The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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