Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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