so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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