5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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