im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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