dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
zippers are such a cool invention
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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