just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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