Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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