How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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