Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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