2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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