69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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