If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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