I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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