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My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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