the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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